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If you could give a secret gift of any value to one anonymous recipient, who would you choose and what would you give them? Submitted By |
I would bestow a big box of poop upon two of my best friend's first husband's sisters. They tried to help take her children and one of them called me a whore in front of my boys. They'd probably enjoy the poop. Maybe I should throw holy water on them instead.
There's some freaky shit on Popeye too. And Woody Woodpecker is insufferable. And ALL that old black and white Disney stuff with those crazy walk sequences and everything bobbing up and down and freaking out all over the place, eyes bugging out and what not to the beat of bizarre music. That stuff always bothers me.
I have lived in several houses, all in the Boonies. We always had vast quantities of flora and fauna. The feral hogs were the scariest and I learned quickly that I needed slugs in my shotgun to send them packing.
Now we live in a rather normal, townhouse style apartment. We are still in the country and still have loads of critters running about including a large clutter of cats I have accumulated as my crazy cat lady starter kit. They reside under the building, as is proper in these parts, except for the Mama cat Rosie who spends equal amounts of time in the house and out. She is not supposed to be inside because we rent, but we are dastardly rule breakers.
I hope to eventually live somewhere I really like. Clearwater Florida or Myrtle Beach would be nice. I could handle Arizona because my allergies were nonexistent there. Somewhere besides here would be lovely as long as it was not too urban.
- Location:Sitting here on my big fat ass as usual
- Mood:
groggy
I am not being critical because I used to be a teenager driving 70 in a 45 zone, eating, studying, messing with the radio, applying blush, etc. We didn't have mp3 players and cell phones back when dinosaurs roamed the earth but I was still lucky to have made it to 20 alive.
- Mood:Fat as ever
This morning. Bacon and eggs. Cooked for the kids too. Getting ready to cook for myself again. I am a mom so I cook almost every day. The question should have been "When was the last time someone cooked for you?
What is your favorite urban legend? Have you or anyone you know ever been fooled by one? Submitted By |
- Mood:
hungry
This is America. We bounced back from the Great Depression. Leave Capitolism alone and let it work! Leave the ebbing, flowing econonomy alone and let it fix itself. STOP SPENDING!!! BOTH PARTIES need to stop spending!!!! And if you're determined to spend, spend wisely.
Do pigs get swine flu? How did humans first get swine flu from pigs? Were they eating them? Allowing them to live inside their homes? I have two sons who are as messy as hogs. I hope they don't give me swine flu.
- Location:Where else?
- Location:Still sitting on my big ole rear.
- Music:Still listening to George Lopez in the background.
- Location:Sitting here getting even fatter.
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- Location:Sittin' on my fat ass, as usual.
- Mood: lazy
- Music:The sound of bacon frying.
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